Immediately after watching E! Live From the Emmy Red Carpet I decided to bake double chocolate zucchini bread. It is the most divine, chocolatey, moist thing I've ever baked. Seriously. It's like eating cake in the shape of a bread tin. I'd imagine it tastes similar to the chocolate cake Brucey ravenously shovels into his mouth and onto his face in Matilda, only less sweet. I'd also imagine one would have a fairly good chance at reeling in a dashing fella or sweet young thang if you showed up at his or her door bearing this gift sent from the realm of Heaven. Scout's honor, if some cutie pie baked me this it would seal the deal for me. I'd first of all be super impressed, and then I'd find myself falling in love. Yeah, it's that good.
But back to the Emmys! It was almost like I had this intrinsic response to bake carbs after seeing the hoards of boney chests. This bread, like out of touch celebs, may parade as being a green vegetable, but it's obvious that it's decadent. No sir, the word zucchini certainly isn't masking the phrase double chocolate, especially with its deep brown color and molten melted chips inside. Go ahead, make this bread, like now! And look at some pretty dresses while you're at it :)
But back to the Emmys! It was almost like I had this intrinsic response to bake carbs after seeing the hoards of boney chests. This bread, like out of touch celebs, may parade as being a green vegetable, but it's obvious that it's decadent. No sir, the word zucchini certainly isn't masking the phrase double chocolate, especially with its deep brown color and molten melted chips inside. Go ahead, make this bread, like now! And look at some pretty dresses while you're at it :)
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